1) The first young man comes from a small town in upstate Maine, so don't ever ask him for directions (not even counting his lack of licsense). He is probably best known for his surprisingly average sized and dark penis. If your looking for someone who can't quite close the deal and has a tendency to get caught at second base alot, then this is your man.
2) Our second young boy is a newly minted 21 year old. From a small town in Vermont (for real you won't have cell service) he actually once dated the devil and came out alive. Attempting to start the trend of long, tight underwear if you wanna see his package stop on by anytime. If you need someone to whisper sweet nothings about physics then this is your man.
3) Thirdly is the other Maine-ah in the house. If you need someone to buy you tons of books on world philsophizing or Islamic politics and then not read them, step right up. Also don't expect him to cook you any Salmon. He has already cooked the worlds best Salmon and won't be able to match that performance ever again.
4) Lucky number 4 is from the same small town in Vermont. Unbelieveably good at math, he knows exactly how much he will have to work to pay for everything. Fresh teeth and an average size penis makes this man a winner.
5) This guy comes from the great state where you have 2 options either Live Free or Fucking Die. He is a twin which means while in his mothers womb he didn't eat his brother so hes automatically the nice guy and never the alpha male. Dirty facial hair and chylamida make this young man a catch.
6) Finally is just an average joe with an average sized penis from an average town in New York. But he knows black people. If you love someone who loves to bitch about anything and everything then he is your man.
