Trials and Tribulations of Glenwood

We are being evicted!! haha jk. But our landlord does owe almost 2k in back taxes. Call us the new Phi Kap minus the having huge parties and taking advantage of freshman girls (yet). Our apartment has been inside of only 1 sorority hoe (so far) so most of us are still clean (for now). We'll now start taking votes on who the next Dyer, George Foster, Tom Scott, Jake Knox, and Matt Martin are. So I guess technically we are Phi Nu? Or Sigma Kap? I don't know which one I like better yet...